Harringay, Haringey - So Good they Spelt it Twice!
Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Inc. to the rescue
As the excellent Wood Green Animal Shelter may find itself overwhelmed with lonely pets after the world comes to an end this Saturday, I'm wondering whether there is time to set up a Haringey branch of this kind yet enterprising company, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, which at the time of writing has made some $35000 by pledging to care for pets left behind when their owners are whisked away in Saturday's Rapture event.
Do you think there will be many leftover pets in Haringey? Is there a market? I know I'll remain down here so would be happy to help and to make a few ££, yes I can't take it with me but there should be a bit of time to blow it on S+D+RnR+stuff. At $135 for the first pet and $20 f or each additional pet at the same address (= approx £83/£12) is that just too much for round here? A search of some of the legal interweb forums shows that people believe it would be OK in law.
You do know the world is ending this Saturday don't you?
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Permalink Reply by pamish on
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Which, the Enraptured or the Pet Rescuers? Do I need to send my breakfast for forensic analysis?
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Permalink Reply by Protheroe O'Shea on
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ha ha ha what a funny idea. good luck to them. damn it just realised that being an atheist will mean I'll have to go to work on Monday. i bet the commute will be nightmare what with all the fireballs. I guess I'd better take a brolly. Do you reckon sports direct will be open on sunday?
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Permalink Reply by maggie on
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Bother!! That's so inconvenient, I've got less than two days to pot up all my tomatoes before Armageddom starts, worse still will be all these people rapturing away while the rest of us are facing great balls of fire, I think thats's so inconsiderate not to say a little vulgar.
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Permalink Reply by John D on
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Strange - there's no mention of Armageddon in the " Events " list.
Is the Crouch End Children's Fun Run on Sunday still on ?
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Armaggedon Latest!
New Zealand and Tonga are still waiting to Rapture as 6pm deadline passes. "This morning, Kiwis confirmed there were no signs of the dead rising from the grave, nor of the living ascending into the clouds to meet Jesus Christ. There were also unconfirmed reports that Tonga has, thus far, failed to boil into the Pacific. Twitter users were disappointed by the absence of Armaggedon." New Zealand Telegraph. However the International Dateline Map has stalled, are they hiding something....Because of "Doomsday prediction" for May 21st ..."time" functionality has been temporarily disabled. Sorry For The Inconvenience.
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