I was walking home from the Harringay dads drinks at the Salisbury & Pool Club at around 2am when a lady offered me a business proposition, what that offer was I don’t know, she just asked if I was “looking for business – love”. I know there’s a credit crunch and I have to admit my line of work has slowed up a bit, but how did she know that I was hunting the commercial sector? Furthermore the business day finished eight hours ago!
As I was in no fit state to negotiate any business propositions I ignored the lady who didn’t take kindly to my lack of response. I know it was a cold night but she could also magically see through clothing as she shouted at me a tirade of comments and questioned the size of my particulars and my sexual preferences.
I went into my house and took the dog for a walk (with poo bags I may add!) and walking down the road in front of me was some bloke who obviously found her business propositions appealing and was last seen going down Harringay passage, obviously to discuss the fine details in this arrangement.
Has anyone else been propositioned late in the evening by such “traders”?
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