Yeah, okay, the subject's a little bit Calendar, but the attached is a selection from a mail forwarded to me by another HoL member. I'll let them claim "authorship" if they like. I thought they were rather amusing, so though I'd share them with you:
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Hi boys and girls, Santa is real. I ones heard he is Turkish but that is not true. I think it ones
begun in Germany, ever heard about St. Nicolaus? His day is on the 6th of December, not in Sweden becouse we have St. Lucia on the 13th of December. That`s tomorrow. She was a saint from Sicilian ( Itally).