My mum said ...

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Permalink Reply by Sharon on March 26, 2014 at 22:15

I worry, if all the HOLS were to meet, how could we tell, amongst all of the cubist faces, who was who?

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Permalink Reply by Michael Anderson on March 27, 2014 at 5:49

FPR. some of them are real photos

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Permalink Reply by Sharon on March 27, 2014 at 18:35

Or a cute kitten.

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Permalink Reply by Alan Stanton on March 28, 2014 at 11:10

I'll do it if I can borrow your hat.

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Permalink Reply by Michael Anderson on March 27, 2014 at 19:05

My Mum once asked who the woman was who answered my phone. She'd got through to voicemail.

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Permalink Reply by Sharon on March 28, 2014 at 10:00

Haha! I just heard a story that someone's mum got herself a fancy big smart phone. 'you'll be able to watch films on there Mum on I player' said her Son. ' no, I can't, I only get 1 millimetre per month' she replied.

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Permalink Reply by Michael Anderson on March 28, 2014 at 10:03

My Ma was queen of the malapropisms. Her doctor once sent her to get her heart checked and she told me she was going for an anagram.

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Permalink Reply by Sharon on March 28, 2014 at 10:06

My mum, bless her, on the phone last week told me she'd been for a mastectomy, and she was in and out in 5 mins. She'd actually had a mammogram.

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