Horse Meat in Tesco's Burgers???

With the hope that this will be taken on the chin by any litigious multinationals.... I never cease to be amazed by how fast adversity can be turned into humour. This from my mum, how could I not share?

Does anyone know what I can do with 100 boxes of Tesco burgers I've been saddled with?

Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain stable.

I just got a batch of 200 Tesco beef burgers cheap, it only cost me a Pony.

I just checked my Tesco Burgers in the fridge, and they're off!

Prices of Tesco burgers are going through the hoof in my area.

Reading the label on these Tesco burgers it turns out they're fairly low in fat, but surprisingly high in Shergar.

The trouble is now, people beginning to question the content of Tesco's finest new extra long sausages.

A new children's food found in German budget supermarket is called My Lidl pony.

I had a Tesco burger the other day, but it gave me the trots.

Tesco are expecting burger sales to go down initially, but not furlong.

Apparently Tesco have refused to name their mane supplier.

Tesco PR department having a mare.

Is it a coincidence that 'hamburgers' is an anagram of Shergars Bum?

Tesco scored highly in a recent Gallop Poll.

Tesco vegi burgers now found to contain uniquorn.

Apparently the burgers go really well with Philly dip.

I went into Tesco's yesterday and bought a cooked Everyday Burger, they asked if I wanted anything on it …………….………… I said, “£5 each way.”