I have just been told by my girlfriend that an old geezer was walking his dog and stood and watched as it took a leak on my motorcycle cover! Unbelievable.
Actually it was the cover, the security chain and its lock, the very bits I touch every day with my hands. I can't believe the cheek of it, I mean it's not like there aren't any trees or lamposts. I will now be standing guard of an evening ready to pounce.
The description is of a sausage dog and an elderly man (certainly not a gentleman!). Artist impression to follow.
Remember, this is an isolated incident. Don't have nightmares.
Tags for Forum Posts: Dog, dog poo, git, old, piss
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