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One Hundred Reasons Why Boris Should Not Be Prime Minister

The constituents of Uxbridge & South Ruislip may be about to make a dreadful mistake. If Boris is voted in as their MP, he may well be selected as the Tory Party Leader.

I would like to collate a list of one hundred reasons why Boris should not be PM.

To start the ball rolling, here are two suggestions:

1. Boris is a man who cannot or does not brush his hair. A man who cannot or does not brush their hair cannot be Prime Minister material

2. Boris is a joke, a joke cannot be PM.

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Permalink Reply by Sharon on February 16, 2015 at 22:44
3. He is the devil dressed as a cartoon fool.
Permalink Reply by Mr Wodjacallim on February 16, 2015 at 22:53
And on affordable housing:
4. Boris thinks paying £2,800 per month for a flat is affordable (for bankers)
5. Boris is not providing enough affordable homes to meet the need for them
Permalink Reply by Peter on February 17, 2015 at 0:17

6. Boris the name reminds me of a mouldy pork pie

Permalink Reply by Sarah_24 on February 26, 2015 at 16:48

And the horribly shortened BoJo is even worse!!

Permalink Reply by StephenBln on February 17, 2015 at 9:43

Quite simple: He's a tory

Permalink Reply by Robert Pike on February 17, 2015 at 14:00
8. He is better on 'Have I Got News For You'.

9. He thinks Thomas Heatherwick is his personal play thing and... 10. That a garden bridge is the answer to Londoners Prayers.

Although on point number 1 he is a lot more interesting and off message than the media preened dullards that currently lead the major parties.
Permalink Reply by pamish on February 20, 2015 at 11:11

10. Bullingdon, especially burning £50 notes in front of homeless people

Permalink Reply by Mark Smith on February 20, 2015 at 14:58

Seem to have two reason 10s, so I'll start from 12:

12. He thinks an airport should be built on an island in the Thames estuary, even though the risk of bird strikes would make this the most dangerous airport in the UK. Anyone trust him not to then try to get rid of the birds?

13. He was sacked from the Times for making up false quotes

14. He thinks "greed is a valuable spur to our economic activity"

15. He suggested the burden of proof in criminal trials should be switched from the accuser to the accused

16. He thinks the reason women go to university is to find husbands

17. And he was recorded agreeing to find out the whereabouts of a journalist for Darius Guppy so he could arrange to have him beaten up. This should be reason enough on it's own:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDJWkS2A9T0

Permalink Reply by maggie on February 20, 2015 at 15:17

18. unfulfilled promises e.g. that he would eradicate homelessness/ rough sleeping in London by 2012

Permalink Reply by Chris brock on February 21, 2015 at 15:51

Not really sure what this thread is doing on a local community website… unless we get to vote in the Uxbridge and South Ruislip constituency and I didn't hear about it?

Permalink Reply by Gordon T on February 21, 2015 at 20:49

Gallows humour - see title.

Permalink Reply by Mr Wodjacallim on February 25, 2015 at 15:03

Its a local discussion of who could be our next Prime Minister and I think the choice will affect this community.

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