Free paint - about 2.5 litres of Little Greene Pale Lime for walls and ceilings

Yep, about 2.5 litres of Little Greene Pale Lime in Intelligent Matt Emulsion.

That's worth about £50.

If you want it, I will not question your taste.

I mean I tried it. A friend said it looked like a sad avocado took a sh*t on my wall. 

Not selling it am I? It could look good somewhere, I'm sure.