Put Vanessa Phelps on the radio, it scares the Burglars,
makes them angry and they forget what they were doing.
Make sure you have everything ready first,
then shut the door quickly behind,
dont forget to double lock!
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And have the keys with you to get back in, and possibly suitable attire in case you don't, eh Matt?
Saves us all wandering the street in our underwear!
might be remotely funny if you actually got the name of the presenter right.
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