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Never Ask Anna

 

Anna is no good and zooms me right into a terrifying possible future.

See for yourself.

 

 

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Permalink Reply by John D on August 1, 2011 at 14:37
She can't even give the square root of two :-(
Permalink Reply by Hugh on August 1, 2011 at 15:07
She's damn annoying, especially with the sound on!
Permalink Reply by Vernon on August 1, 2011 at 16:10

Q  You just said : Can I buy Billy Units in cherry?

 

A  Art really isn't something I can talk about. Please ask me something about IKEA instead.

 

That'll be a NO then

Permalink Reply by aidan on August 1, 2011 at 18:29

You just said : was Ingvar Kamprad a nazi?

Anna: The founder of IKEA, Ingvar Kamprad, has been eager to create an ownership structure and an organisation that stand for long-term independence and security...

You just said : do you have a plan for world domination?

Anna: We're working to create a better environment outdoors as well as indoors...
Permalink Reply by Hugh on August 1, 2011 at 19:06

You just said : Is saturday night allright for fighting?

Anna answered: I don't sleep, but thanks anyway. Goodnight.
Permalink Reply by Vernon on August 1, 2011 at 21:37

You said: When will the world end

 

I'm sorry, but I don't know the answer to that just yet.

 

You said: When will the world end

 

Which IKEA store do you want to know the opening hours for?

 

It'll never pass the Turing Test. :-)

Permalink Reply by Protheroe O'Shea on August 1, 2011 at 22:08
This is brilliant!
Permalink Reply by John D on August 1, 2011 at 22:23
It could pass the Turing test - if you remember it's a woman :-)
PipPermalink Reply by Pip on August 1, 2011 at 23:03
This was fun... for a bit... then the voice got scary.  I think this could be the start of a new horror franchise... :)
Permalink Reply by SarahC on August 2, 2011 at 0:06

You just said: why are we here?

I wish I could give you an explanation for that, but I can't.

Permalink Reply by John D on August 2, 2011 at 11:43

 I think she passes the Turing test -

 You just said : Are you married ?

I don't really want to talk about personal issues like marriage. If you could talk to me about IKEA that would be much better.
Typical woman obfuscation :-)
Permalink Reply by pamish on August 2, 2011 at 12:03

I just said: nothing.

HoL said: We couldn't find anything that matches 23WERTDP. Why not search for something else?

I was only cleaning the keyboard.

 

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