'Gay Shame #3: Spitting

OK, we've covered cockroaches and mice, and someone else can do a much better job discussing the joys of young women being 'clicked' at, so what are we going to do about the phlegm?

Harringay is awash with spit, and given the large numbers of unvaccinated people drifting up and down Green Lanes coughing their lungs up it's no wonder the borough is a tuberculosis hotspot.

The council is now putting the boot in on people who chuck cigarettes out of car windows but how do we go about discouraging people from hockling on our pavements?

For me, 3.00 AM mob justice seems the kindest solution, but I'd welcome other suggestions.