Single bedroom for rent in Central Crouch End

We have had this funny evening and we created a quiz to find a flatmate that will feel comfortable with us, and there it is:

1 - What is your attitude to personal hygiene?

a - A shower a day, everyday

b - Two hours luxuriating in a warm bubbly bath. Don’t expect to take a pee after 8pm…

c - Showers are a waste of precious water resources that could better be used irrigating the Namib.

d - I’m more a cover it up with cologne sort of person. 

e - You body starts cleaning itself after about two weeks

2 - Which of the following music would we most likely hear coming from your room on a Sunday Morning.

a - The White Album

b - The Black Album

c- Rhapsody in Blue

d - Purple Rain

e - Verdi

3 - How would you describe your views on faith?

a - I follow an Abrahamic Faith (Jewish, Christian, Muslim)

b - A hindu faith (including Jain, Buddhist and Shinto)

c - Misanthropist

d- Atheist

e - I am a vessel of the dark lord and I do his bidding

4 - Which of these books has had the most profound impact on your life.

a - The Bible

b - The Communist Manifesto

c - To Kill a Mockingbird

d - Harry Potter

e - The Ikea Catalogue

 

5 - Do you smoke?

a - Never! Filthy habit

b - I’ve quit and life is better now

c - only socially and never indoors

d - yes, but cutting down

e - only to excess

6 - Do you drink alcohol?

a - No, never!

b - Only Christmas and Birthdays

c - I like a few drinks after work, but never get drunk.

d - Life is so hard… Everything looks better through the bottom of a shot glass.

e - Ouzo tastes great on coco pops for breakfast

7 - How many nights a week would you be staying on average?

a - 2 or 3

b - 4 or 5

c - 6 or 7

d - Everyone back from the pub! every night!!

e - Zero, I would like to keep the place just in case I break up with my partner

8 - How would you describe your career choice?

a - creative/artistic

b - service industry/catering

c - health, education or social care

d - parent

e - rampant capitalist

f - life’s my work. man. 

9 - How do you form your views on the issues of the day?

a - I read several newspapers/news feeds and try to form a balanced view. 

b-  I repeat verbatim what I read in the Daily Mail

c - I repeat verbatim what I read in the Guardian.

d - everything worth knowing I learn from watching  'home and away’.

e - There’s issues?

10 - What is your age

a - You carding me?

b - Adult

c - Grown up

d - I try not to think about it

e - Given up

Please answer the following in 10 words or less:

11 - What are your main interests?

12 - How would you describe your culture?

13 -  What are you most proud of?

14 - What is your burning ambition?

15 How do you like to spend your evenings?

And seriously, we are looking for a flatmate from 1st of November in our newly refurbished two bedroom home. We are very lucky with extremely low bills for this area and we would like to share our fortunate situation. 

It would be probably about 90/week incl. bills, however we will know the exact amount from our landlord soon. The room comes unfurnished but we are attempt to furnish it nicely for you

Let us know if you would like to have a view. We live on a very quite cul-de-sac, only 3 mins walk from the Clock Tower, Crouch End