I chose to remain a little anonymous online Alan because the Internet is absolutely full or weird and dangerous people, namely Conservatives and Telegragh Journalists .
Haha! I just heard a story that someone's mum got herself a fancy big smart phone. 'you'll be able to watch films on there Mum on I player' said her Son. ' no, I can't, I only get 1 millimetre per month' she replied.