Egometipse vehementer maluerim linguam latinam in ludis scholisque nostris conservari. Attamen, quamvis Praefectus Borisius sit tam classicalis vir intellegentiae praestans quam praeclarus vulgaris histrio comoediae, nonne superiore propugnatorem credibilitate et prudentia requirimus?
Infelice, et Borisius Filius Joannis et Eduardus Testiculus, senator sine testibus, per anum nimis crebro loqui inclinationem habeunt.
Senectutis Emporium, sub mano mea datum, hodie post Id.Martii, a.u.c. 2763
Adam, first pardon the 'misprint' in the heading: it should be 'furiosi' of course!
As literally as I can:
On the subject of Mayor Boris gone Crazy:
I myself would vehemently opt for retaining Latin in our primary and secondary schools. However, although Mayor Boris may be as outstanding a man of classical intellectual (prowess) as he is a renowned histrionic actor of low comedy, surely we need a (Latin) champion of superior credibility and common sense.
Unhappily, both Boris Son-of-John and Ed Balls, Senate Minister sin Cojones, have a tendency to speak too often through their arse(s).
Emporium of Old Age, given under my hand, this day after the Ides of March, (in the year) 2763 from the Foundation of the City.